found at the bottom of spam

[novapsyche]

Phlebotemists whipser sweet nothings to imbeciles. Artists are by-products of the Elvis impersonators. I read on the Goodyear blimp today that gurus write poems about phlebotemists. Nobody laughed when Jerry Seinfeld said that the Institute personnel lecture sternly to grocery clerks.
Drones ignore ghouls. During the debate, did Adm. Stockdale suddenly blurt out that that butchers find new ways to tease athletes? Why do you believe that gardeners make obscene gestures at children? Horses write long love letters to misers.

Comments

love that line ...

[ladyteal.livejournal.com]

Horses write long love letters to misers

Re: love that line ...

[novapsyche.livejournal.com]

That line and "Drones ignore ghouls" are what intially caught my attention. Otherwise, I would have deleted without a second thought.

[silversliver.livejournal.com]

All of that reads pretty rhythmically, if nonsensically. Perhaps you are on a similar spam list as I am, wherein occasionally something extraoridinarily surreal makes it through.

[mr-quackenbush.livejournal.com]

good god that's beautiful.

[kittenkissies.livejournal.com]

Do you think it is some sort of sentence generator?

[novapsyche.livejournal.com]

I'm sure. Or surreality generator.

[kittenkissies.livejournal.com]

Oh, man! A surreality generator would be the bomb! I would buy one at any price!!!