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[novapsyche]

The Houston Press quizzes Dairy Queen about MooLatte

Q: This drink, it's not the "Mulatto"?

A: No. No. No. "Moo," meaning cow, and then "latte," meaning—

Q: OK. We were thinking of some other possible items, and I just wanted to run them by you. How about the High Yellow Butterscotch Sundae?

A: I'm not sure if I understand what that is.

Q: Just like a sundae with butterscotch topping, but this would be High Yellow butterscotch.

A: You mean like a higher quality?

Q: Yeah. That's just something to consider. We were also thinking—the MooLatte has three separate flavors, but if you took eight flavors and combined them, you could call it the Octoroonie.

A: Octoroonie?

Q: Yeah.

A: Actually—wow, that's actually a pretty good idea.

Comments

[chai-tease.livejournal.com]

houston press some of the best interviews. it is far too overlooked, because it is a free paper. i will have to start sending kirt links so he can add them to linkdumps. they do some of the best, and funniest, interviews.

[kali-ma.livejournal.com]

Please help, I'm not sure if this is more funny, or sad and pathetic...

[novapsyche.livejournal.com]

Well, the interview seems authentic, at least according to Slate. So I guess it's up to you whether it's sad or funny. (I admit, I laughed.)

[tay-en-pointe.livejournal.com]

ya know.. after seeing michael moore movies, and watching PR people or reps for various companies willingly put their feet in their mouths over and over, i have no doubt this is real.
thank you for causing slight bruising to my tailbone from falling out of my chair laughing.