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novapsycheNice, polite, calm, reserved, chock full of common sense and living next to us – what a fate. For them, it's like having the Simpsons for next-door neighbors. A few years ago, during the height of our national meltdown over Monica Lewinsky, a host on the Canadian Broadcasting Co.'s evening news program began an interview by gingerly asking me, "So, having another of your little psychodramas down there, eh?"
This year, the American psychodrama, eh, is the election, and Canadians are taking unusual care, even by their standards, to try to phrase their questions delicately. "You couldn't possibly..." they begin, only to break off. "Are you not aware of what..." "Surely you realize how..." But they can think of no polite way of asking if we are such freaking idiots we haven't noticed the damage that has been done by the Bush administration to the American reputation all over the world.
One tries to explain that, "Who cares what the rest of the world thinks?" is a common American reaction, leaving the poor Canadians to quietly mutter, "Oh dear."
Oh Dear!
This year, the American psychodrama, eh, is the election, and Canadians are taking unusual care, even by their standards, to try to phrase their questions delicately. "You couldn't possibly..." they begin, only to break off. "Are you not aware of what..." "Surely you realize how..." But they can think of no polite way of asking if we are such freaking idiots we haven't noticed the damage that has been done by the Bush administration to the American reputation all over the world.
One tries to explain that, "Who cares what the rest of the world thinks?" is a common American reaction, leaving the poor Canadians to quietly mutter, "Oh dear."
Oh Dear!
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Date: 2004-08-11 10:11 pm (UTC)Some examples:
What Motivates W? $$$
[American Flag] Now Hated Worldwide - Because of One Man.
[W looking stupid in flight suit] Is This What You Thought You Were Getting 4 Years Ago?
[All of America imprisoned at Guantanamo] W has the Answer!
[Smirking Bush] This Chump Thinks You're Stupid.
I haven't made any yet. Waddaya think?
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Date: 2004-08-12 07:54 am (UTC)I'd personally like to see a chimp and Bush side by side with the tag, "Proof evolution is true." Or something similar.