Two fortunes in one cookie

[novapsyche]

You take a optimistic view of life.

Wish you a long life.

Grammatically incorrect and they're not even fortunes.

Comments

[jenakle.livejournal.com]

your statement said to me:
1-not all that optimistic
2-long life not a fortune?...must hate saggy wrinkles

;)

[novapsyche.livejournal.com]

Wish you a long life is not a fortune--it's a hope!

[chai-tease.livejournal.com]

fortunes are so lame lately. last one i got said "Wish you were here!"
why, thank you random computer.