by way of jadewaterflame

[novapsyche]

Enough to turn your stomach.

Blair and Bush up for Nobel prize

Tony Blair and George Bush have been nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize for waging war on Saddam Hussein.

The pair have been put forward by a Norwegian politician who said toppling the Iraqi dictator had reduced the threat of weapons of mass destruction.

It had also laid the foundations for a democratic Iraq, said Jan Simonsen of the right-wing Party of Progress.

Anti-war campaigners condemned the move as "completely unbelievable" and said it made a mockery of the prize.

Comments

[jenakle.livejournal.com]

"hay daddy"
"yes dubya?"
"playing war was fun...but I'm tired of it now"
"thats ok, the military won't quit until its done or they are"
"I dont care--I dont wanna play that anymore"
"then what do you want to do next dubya?"
"hmm...I dunno....I've always wanted to win a biiig prize...hmm...that noble prize for beein noble...or maybe the golden globe, since I pretty much own the werld and all..."
"lemme see what I can do about the Nobel Peace prize son...I'm pretty sure you'd have a hard time finding a director who will keep a straight face. We probably COULD get that one..hell they gave it to the maker of the atomic bomb..cant be that hard...since you have prevented so many people from dying by causing more to be killed...hmm...yes...."
"And I got that big ol SO Damn Insane boogie man too daddy!"
"hmm? oh, yes, well, we had that taken care of for months son, but yes...that's a nice spin on things"
"What about Tony?? I want us to be best friends with best friend nobleness"
"whatever"