misreads ftw

[novapsyche]

I was skimming the Health section of Google News & happened to glimpse a headline about fried chicken candles. I initially parsed this as fried chicken candies. Thinking more on this, I am surprised no one has made anything resembling fried chicken candy. I think such a product would be embraced by the American public. You know, like those red-wrapped cinnamon discs but infused with that unmistakable flavor.

This idea could go places.