And the reindeer, of course.
Dec. 23rd, 2009 06:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
novapsycheI'd shared with my friend Geanette that I'd figured it out, how it was that Santa was at hundreds of malls at the same time. How he could deliver so many gifts all over the world in such short time.
He's been cloned.
That's why, when you go to different malls, he looks different: it's a copy of a copy. We all know what happens when you xerox something so many times.
The Santas don't last long, either. That's probably by design, though. Very short shelf-life.
What would the DNA of Santa be worth?
He's been cloned.
That's why, when you go to different malls, he looks different: it's a copy of a copy. We all know what happens when you xerox something so many times.
The Santas don't last long, either. That's probably by design, though. Very short shelf-life.
What would the DNA of Santa be worth?