Meanwhile, your neighbors in nearby Shelbyville will be able to keep FIVE! FIVE HENS!
I ask you, how long can Ann Arbor be expected to trail their neighbors with this hen deficit? Surely -- in order to defend themselves -- in order to have the quality of life all Americans proudly call their own -- the people of Ann Arbor must be allowed... SIX hens!
And so, my fellow Springfieldians, I ask for your averted eyes, your tax dollars, and your vote. Our way of life depends on it.
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Date: 2008-06-03 11:48 pm (UTC)I ask you, how long can Ann Arbor be expected to trail their neighbors with this hen deficit? Surely -- in order to defend themselves -- in order to have the quality of life all Americans proudly call their own -- the people of Ann Arbor must be allowed... SIX hens!
And so, my fellow Springfieldians, I ask for your averted eyes, your tax dollars, and your vote. Our way of life depends on it.
In other news...
Date: 2008-06-04 02:23 am (UTC)Re: In other news...
Date: 2008-06-04 03:58 am (UTC)Re: In other news...
Date: 2008-06-04 04:31 am (UTC)*points fingers atcha and winks*
*cues glint of light off his grin*
Re: In other news...
Date: 2008-06-04 01:08 pm (UTC)