Give the guy *some* credit, dad says

Bowling manager charged after rival lanes burn: N.J. cops allege manager hired 21-year-old, teen to torch competitor's site

Steven Smink, the lessee-manager of Pike Lanes Family Fun Center in Deerfield, hired another man, Felix Manzano, 21, and a teenager to torch Loyle Lanes, police said.

[...] Manzano's father, also named Felix Manzano, said he didn't think his son, an electrician, would do anything like burn down a bowling alley.

"He's stupid, but he's not that stupid," the elder Manzano said.

You can pick your friends & you can pick your nose . . . .

Did you know that, under a four-score-old law in Michigan, mayhem is defined as the mutilation of another person's nose?

Well, you can thank Bobbie Smith of Jonesville, Michigan for that info update. You might also want to sympathize with Sandra.