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Conn. chimp that mauled woman had Xanax in system

A chimpanzee that mauled a Connecticut woman had the anti-anxiety drug Xanax in its system, according to toxicology tests, but investigators haven't determined whether the drug played a role in the attack, a prosecutor said Wednesday.

Keith called this a WTF moment.

GOP, RNC to rebrand Democrats as 'Socialists'

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