email I sent to Bob and Tom this morning

They didn't read it on the air today, but they often do news follow-up jokes the next day. They may still give my website a free plug.

One thing I neglected: I should have told them that methamphetamine was also available as a prescription drug, since it's only Schedule II (as is morphine, PCP, cocaine--yet heroin [which is 1/4 as potent as morphine], quaaludes, LSD and marijuana are Schedule I--this doesn't make any sense!).
( Here's the email [slightly altered].... )