Have at you!

[novapsyche]

This is easily parodied substituting Obama and Clinton:

OBAMA:
Victory is mine!
[kneeling]
We thank Thee Lord, that in Thy mer--
CLINTON:
Hah!
[kick]
Come on, then.
OBAMA:
What?
CLINTON:
Have at you!
[kick]
OBAMA:
Eh. You are indeed brave, Madam, but the fight is mine.
CLINTON:
Oh, had enough, eh?
OBAMA:
Look, you stupid bastard. You've got no arms left.
CLINTON:
Yes, I have.
OBAMA:
Look!
CLINTON:
Just a flesh wound.
[kick]
OBAMA:
Look, stop that.
CLINTON:
Chicken!
[kick]
Chickennn!
OBAMA:
Look, I'll have your leg.
[kick]
Right!
[whop]
[OBAMA chops CLINTON's right leg off]
CLINTON:
Right. I'll do you for that!
OBAMA:
You'll what?
CLINTON:
Come here!
OBAMA:
What are you going to do, bleed on me?
CLINTON:
I'm invincible!
OBAMA:
You're a looney.
CLINTON:
Clinton always triumphs! Have at you! Come on, then.
[whop]
[OBAMA chops CLINTON's last leg off]
CLINTON:
Oh? All right, we'll call it a draw.

Comments

[ytterbius.livejournal.com]

Perfect!

[eleri.livejournal.com]

*giggle*

[jojomojo.livejournal.com]

*snorfl*

[vrax.livejournal.com]

BRILLIANT!

[vylar-kaftan.livejournal.com]

Help! Help! I'm being amused!

[custardfairy.livejournal.com]

BWAHAHAHAHAHA.

Oh dearie me.

[thegreenyear.livejournal.com]

excellent!

[pigfish.livejournal.com]

wonderful :)