Well.

[novapsyche]

Heavy cell phone use tied to poor sperm quality: Men who talked more than 4 hours a day had lowest counts, study says

Comments

[bonerici.livejournal.com]

four hours a day? I think the estrogen level of those guys is way too high, or they don't have enough testosterone. Everyone knows if your testosterone is high, it takes all your effort just to manage a few grunts on the telephone.

[ytterbius.livejournal.com]

They could be having phone sex...

[sarahmichigan.livejournal.com]

Heh, this lends itself to so many jokes. I'm not sure I want the morons who yack incessantly on their cells to be procreating anyway...