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Keith O. sends another salvo to Bill O'Reilly:

OLBERMANN: Yes, Bill-O came off the tracks again Tuesday night in a rant split evenly between the two avenging angels who haunt his dreams, Air America Radio and MSNBC. [...]:

"If you've read any of my books," Which one, the soft core porn novel that was reviewed on Amazon as real load in the pants or the advice book for kids that came out just as the Andrea Mackris scandal broke?

"If you've read any of my books, you know I believe in karma. Do bad things, you'll get yours eventually."

Now you know why I'm here, Bill. You've done bad things.

"Do good things, you'll be rewarded. Recently, two bad guys got theirs."

Here Bill went off into some story about management changes at Air America, a radio network he called d-sastrous, which I hear was the birth name of D. Snider from Twisted Sister. He eventually meandered towards the point.

"We believe there is major chaos at that far left concern."

As an aside, Bill, who's this "we" you always talk about? You and Ann Coulter? You and your multiple personalities? You and your loofa?

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

BILL O'REILLY, "THE O'REILLY FACTOR": So, major chaos at MSNBC where Rick Kaplan has left.

(BEGIN VIDEO CLIP)

OLBERMANN: Bill made another funny. See, by overemphasizing the word "left," he is sending a subtle signal to the dim bulbs in his audience that former MSNBC president Rick Kaplan might have had personal political beliefs that tended towards liberal or left. Bill invented the term.

"where Rick Kaplan has left after pretty much destroying that place."

Bill, boy. Bill-O! Hey! Over here. Back in reality-based reality. The latest ratings have come out. From a year ago to right now, MSNBC's ratings are up 12 percent overall, 13 percent among viewers 25 to 54, and at the hour you and I are on head to head, we're up 37 percent and you're down 20 percent and—I know, I'm sorry, too many numbers in there. You were assured there would be no math.

"Closing in on its 10th anniversary, MSNBC's ratings are lower than they were six years ago which might be ridiculous."

You just sort of got lost in that last sentence, huh, Bill?

Listen Slappy, FOX‘s ratings are lower than they were five years ago. Bill-O, 267,000 of your viewers have vanished since last June. Call FOX security, they're missing! All 11 of FOX's regular shows ratings are down, four of them are down by 15 percent or more. If John Gibson loses any more audience, he won't even need a microphone. And your boss, Jabba the Hut, he's taking out ads threatening to fire his own employees. Your ratings whoppin' stick is now smaller than your—falafel.

Bill, seriously, it's slipping away from you. You don't know what to do. You can't even lie well anymore. Seriously, I understand, it's called panic. Like what happened to you in Scranton and Hartford and Boston with that thing with the egg on Zippy the sportscaster's face. And at ABC, when Rick Kaplan got you fired. It's terrifying. You begin to see the audience dying of and the creases deepening in your forehead and the loofas drying up. You make mistakes, you trust the wrong people, you blame Al Franken, you yell at somebody, you yell at everybody. It feels like the ladder is teetering, you're tired, you're depressed, you're anxious, you're balding. Let me give you three words of advice, Bill-O: Keep it up!

Here's some reference.

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[fizzyland.livejournal.com]

Thank you for sharing that. Anytime Bill gets made fun of brings a smile to my face. That guy is Chicken Little.