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[novapsyche]

VAXJedi: I feel so bourgeois
novapsyche444: *laugh*
VAXJedi: wait, no thats not the right word
VAXJedi: wait, yes it is
novapsyche444: *giggle*
VAXJedi: I can never spell that one
novapsyche444: Yeah, those damned French.
VAXJedi: yeah, those french and their french fries and french toast...
novapsyche444: And us with our freedom fries! And ... freedom toast ... !
VAXJedi: freedom kissing and freedom ticklers, etc
novapsyche444: *snigger*
novapsyche444: I rather like the sound of freedom kissing.
novapsyche444: I shouldn't laugh at our Sovietization. That's so gauche.
VAXJedi: Sovietization? Does that mean we get more vodka
novapsyche444: Yeah, but it's not real vodka. Cheap knockoffs, that's the American way.
VAXJedi: yup
VAXJedi: McVodka
novapsyche444: To wash down our freedom fries!
novapsyche444: Wait. Vodka and potatoes... are those the same food group?
VAXJedi: yup.
novapsyche444: That's what I thought!
novapsyche444: Then it fits right in with the American diet, I suppose.
VAXJedi: (this trivia paid for by the US Pototo Farmers Coalition)
novapsyche444: This is very important to notate, since a copy of this conversation is being logged by someone in the government. Good to quote your sources.
VAXJedi: They won't trace it to me. They'll see the spelling of
VAXJedi: potato and assume it's Dan Quayle
novapsyche444: You know, I'd prefer him as President these days. Sheesh.
novapsyche444: At least he seems honestly like an imbecile.

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I l.e.s.s. t.h.a.n. t.h.r.e.e it.

[novapsyche.livejournal.com]

*smile*

(For some reason, your reply reminds me of, "I one the sandbox." "I two the sandbox."....)