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novapsycheConsumer Confidence Plummets in September
Demotion of a Prosecutor Is Investigated -- That Abramoff again!
Former FEMA Chief Michael Brown Is Consultant for FEMA Investigation into Katrina Response -- No, we can't make these things up, we really can't.
Demotion of a Prosecutor Is Investigated -- That Abramoff again!
Former FEMA Chief Michael Brown Is Consultant for FEMA Investigation into Katrina Response -- No, we can't make these things up, we really can't.
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Date: 2005-09-27 07:43 pm (UTC)USA to Brown: Your Fired! Now go away!
Brown: Okay... I didn't know what I was doing anyhow, but I made money.
USA: Wait, we have another job for you. Can you tell us how you did on the event that led to your being fired?
Brown: Um, sure! I can tell you how I thought I did.
That is about as bad as the original situation with Brown.
USA: Brown, what's up with this situation in New Orleans?
Brown: Well, I have good news and bad news. Which do you want?
USA: We'll go with the bad news first.
Brown: Well, I never really was trained on disaster stuff when you gave me this disaster boss type job. Will you tell Katrina I am not home? So, I guess what I am trying to say is, can I go play golf with Bush?
USA: Um... sure. But only for a little bit. By the way, what was the good news?
Brown: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insureance, by switching to Geico auto isurance.
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Date: 2005-09-27 08:10 pm (UTC)I have no other option.
~Zephyr~