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[novapsyche]

Historically, I've had a small bosom. During my freshman year in college, I would consistently pass the pencil test on my right side (or would that be fail?). I gained weight my junior year, and also a few years after that. I've often joked to my mom that the only good side about gaining weight is that I've gained some in my chest, too.

Tonight I have a date, and I won't have time to go home, so I chose to wear a slightly revealing shirt (which becomes much more revealing if/when I bend over). Throughout the day, I've been distracted by my own cleavage. That's something I find pretty funny.