another Dr. Demento gem

[novapsyche]

I'm the only gay Eskimo
I'm the only one I know
I'm the only gay Eskimo
in my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best friend Targa
But all I wanna do is get into his parka
I'm the only gay Eskimo
in my tribe

Well, me and my flukbuckchuck(?), we both like blubber
But me, I've got this crazy fetish for rubber
I'm the only gay Eskimo
in my tribe

I make a wish on the Northern lights
that I can find a decent pair of whaleskin tights
I'm the only gay Eskimo
in my tribe

And the seals, they sing now
[seal barking]

These cold winter nights are taking their toll
I even get excited when I see the North Pole
(See the North Pole....)

I'm the only gay Eskimo
(only gay Eskimo)
I'm the only one I know
(the only one I know)
I'm the only gay Eskimo in my tribe!

--"Eskimo", Corky & the Juice Pigs

Comments

[artofcode.livejournal.com]

Wow! Never heard that one before. Sounds like a classic!

[novapsyche.livejournal.com]

It's great. What makes it all the funnier is that the vocals are really good.

[femakita.livejournal.com]

And she used to be MINE!