Bleach Boys

[novapsyche]

Bleach Boys
by the Dead Milkmen, found on Beelzebubba

I've got some buddies, and we all drink bleach
You know we practice what we preach
We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys trashed on beers
Or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers
I want to drink bleach with a Georgia peach

My pals and I all drink Clorox
Or eat Snowy Bleach right out of the box
Teenage suicide rates shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Bleach does more than whiten socks

Don't you want to hang out with the bleach boys, baby?
In a world where ministers murder golf pros
Don't you want to drink some bleach tonight?

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chuggle the bleach
No one's gettin' high and no one's gettin' drunk
Got a case of bleach stashed in my trunk
I want to die with Clorox within reach

I'm very proud of the respect I've earned
And my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned
Bleach keeps you young, so I've been told
'Cause no one who drinks it lives to get old
Drink it with a chaser was the first thing that I learned

Don't you want to hang out with the bleach boys, baby?
In a world where midgets run for mayor
Don't you want to drink some bleach tonight?

Had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinnin'
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinkin' bleach is my way of winnin'

Don't you want to hang out with the bleach boys, baby?
In a world where welders own our schools
Don't you want to drink some bleach tonight?

I'm so bored, I'm drinkin' bleach
I'm so bored, I'm drinkin' bleach
(repeat 8x)

I AM SO BORED!


I've got some buddies and we all drink Dex
You know we enjoy its effects
We're not a drunken bunch of frat boys trashed on beer
Or a stoned bunch of hippies with no careers
I want to drink to us but I don't want sex

My friends and I call each other 'sister'
'cause we eat DexAlone right outta the blister
Teenage DXM rates shot high
And we understand the reasons why
Dex turns a missy into myster

Don't you wanna hang out with the Dex Dames, baby
In a land where ministers molest children
Don't you wanna drink some Dex tonight?

Maybe there'll be a party at the beach
We'll bitch about life and chugalug. Sweet!
No one's getting high and no one's getting drunk
Got a case of Tussin in my trunk
I wanna die with Robo within reach

I'm very proud of the wisdom I've learned
And my voice is very deep 'cause my throat got burned
Dex keeps you young, so I've been told
'Cause no one who drinks it fears getting old
Chase it with a hookah was the first thing that I learned

Don't you wanna hang out with the Dex Dames, baby
In a world where cops harass the free
Don't you wanna drink some Dex tonight?

I had 26 friends in the beginning
But now it seems our numbers are thinning
Some people drive fast, others love to bet
Still others snort coke in a private jet
But drinking Dex is my way of winning

I'm so bored I'm drinking Dex (x9)
I am so bored. . . !