frightening

[novapsyche]

This was the message on a machine I just contacted:

Hello. We are not able to take your call right now, but if you leave a detailed message we will get back to you as soon as we can. And remember: Jesus is Lord! Have a good day.

Even machines are proselytizing.

Comments

[hanksterz.livejournal.com]

Thank you! Reading this entry was delight!

[fadedpaladin.livejournal.com]

I've got fond memories of a message left on my friend Byron's machine, after he'd just donated some money to the Church of the Subgenius, on behalf of a friend. it was something along the lines of "we are truly thankful for your donation. Have a great day, and praise Bob!"

[padpedpladuk.livejournal.com]

My voice mail message is 1 Kings 14:10: "Behold, I will bring evil upon the house of Jeroboam, and will cut off from Jeroboam him that pisseth against the wall."