Well, it's all Lord Baden-Powell's fault, when you think about it...

But actually, no, this is... well, it at least seems silly. And it probably is. Coming soon to your town: the federally-mandated curfew. Or something equally outrageous. Oh, and we'll be shutting down all non-licensed Internet access, as well. Approval forms are on the desk over there and must be filled out in triplicate. ...etc....