you must do this. fairst, you take the left sock. put into it 5 cloves of garlic and a pinch of salt. boil the sock and put eet under your left knee when you are sleeping, yes? next, find an albino child, maybe 6, 7 years. cut a lock of their hair and tie it with the root of a carrot. give this to a stranger. you will wake up, you are not sick, hmm?
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you must do this.
fairst, you take the left sock. put into it 5 cloves of garlic and a pinch of salt.
boil the sock and put eet under your left knee when you are sleeping, yes?
next, find an albino child, maybe 6, 7 years. cut a lock of their hair and tie it with the root of a carrot. give this to a stranger.
you will wake up, you are not sick, hmm?
that will be $50.